unclefather:

cringeycactuskid:

unclefather:

All hills are silent if you think about it

Not the ones alive with the sound of fuckin music, bitch

Sorry I don’t talk or look at theater kids

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

shibblog:

beachdeath:

• jeff bezos didn’t sign a pre-nup
  
• and cheated on his wife of 25 years with a married woman
• and washington state is a community property state, meaning that all assets acquired during a marriage are divided equally upon divorce
• meaning that jeff bezos has to give his wife half of his net worth
• and he is presently worth $137 billion
• and half of $137 billion is roughly
• $69 billion

Nice

sevenmoths:

polishwife:

honoredmatre:

black mirror episode: twitch chat watches you in your real life

me: trips down the stairs

twitch chat:

*kisses my gf*

twitch chat:

lore:

music is literally so good its like a fucking salad

gunsandfireandshit:

slavery:

Tumblr convention you wear your url on a name tag and everyone can legally stab one person

aviculor:

brailleoperatic:

snipersnuggie:

catchanddodge:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

WE JUST SAW PIKACHU IN OSMOSIS JONES???? ??

OH MY GOD???

fucking god its pikachurin

a brain protein

“Pikachurin is an extracellular matrix-like retinal protein first described in 2008 in Japan by Shigeru Sato et al., and named after Pikachu, a character of the Pokémon franchise. The name of this “nimble” protein was inspired due to Pikachu’s “lightning-fast moves and shocking electric effects”.”

IM GONAN FUCKIN

Osmosis Jones was released in 2001. Ozzy and Drix was released in 2002 and ran for 2 seasons. Pikachurin was discovered in 2008.

The animators just threw in a fucking pikachu and got lucky.

Jesus

identificat:

spar-kie:

wrexingdrew:

regbian:

clownings:

worldsworstfather:

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

alignment chart

beamkatanachronicles:

gookgod:

desert punk is the new wave

is this stardust crusaders

nikkimariesworld:

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain